He was found by the Adju's Office to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,
And all the feedbacks on his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was an OG,
For in everything he did he reffered the SOP,
Except for valentines day, the panga day..
He lived in a squadron and never became black sheep,
But satisfied his squadron office, Oscar Squadron.
Yet he wasn't a dope or "Lachit" in his deeds,
For his coursemates says that he never missed a BCC report,
(Our report on his course shows it was an evryday matter)
And our Special takecare group found
That he was popular with his coursemates and liked a treat.
The Drill saab convinced that he read the ET & Restriction list every day
And that his reactions when his Name was in it were normal in every way.
Punishments given in his name prove that he was fully engaged in afternoon,
And the sick report book shows he was once in MH, but left disgusted.
Both Kit Muster and Markings in punishment rigs confirm that
He was fully sensible to the advantages of managing things
And had everything necessary to the cadet,
Drill Boots, Rain Cape, Kelachandra to even an NDA cap.
Our researchs into his behavior are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of the term;
When there was lassi, he was for lassi; when there was f***, he complied.
He was in 3rd term and had 2 understudies,
Which our study says was the right number for a 3rd termer of his time.
And the teachers report that he never interfered in class.
Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, he certainly would have been stayback.
--------vishnu
(Special Thanks to W.H.Auden - The Unknown Citizen)
